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Man “Happy” To Be Away From St Neots All Day
Eastside resident R. D. Hattttt has stunned locals by announcing, “I am fortunate enough now to be away from St Neots all day!” on a local internetweb thing. “Redundancy could not have worked out better for me, my new job means I get to drive away every day. Now I spend less than 8 hours... »
“Leave Our Roads Alone” Say Residents
Residents of St Neots were today up in arms after the County Council decided to finally resurface their third-world-quality road, meaning they had to move their cars for a couple of days. St Neots’ residential roads are well known to have the highest concentration of pot-holes per square metre anywhere in western Europe, and are... »
Exclusive! Council Build Massive Bin
The St Neots Citizen can today reveal exclusively how HDC is planning on hitting its waste recycling targets for the next year. We gained access to a secret testing facility near Abbotsley, thought to be in Cllr Bob Farms’ mythical Eynesbury Hardwick parish, and managed to take a photo or two. It is thought that the... »
Carnival Might Be This Weekend
St Neots residents were today contemplating the fact that it is probably the Carnival at some point this Bank Holiday weekend, although no-one really seems to be sure what’s going on. The traditional carnival, which in 2008 was replaced by the rather shit money-losing August Festival, is making a comeback this year with all the... »
Residents Demand Name Change
Residents of St Neots second-newest estate, otherwise known as a development, Eynesbury Manor, are demanding a change of name for the area after homeowners and tenants on Cambridge’s Arbury Park achieved a similar victory. Not wishing to be associated with the notorious North Cambridge estate, a resident’s group on the new site, sandwiched between Kings... »
Monday Opinions: What’s Pissing You Off This Week
In a new recurring series that will run as long as we can be bothered with it, the Citizen went out and about in St Neots over the weekend to find out what is getting your backs up this week. Number one on your hitlist is still the debacle over the St Neots cinema. Despite... »
St Neots Gets New Dump; Huntingdon Angry
Huntingdon residents were today up in arms after they realised that the replacement for their beloved Buckden household waste site was in fact the new St Neots tip. St Neots residents have a long-standing history of demanding the Council provide them, in favour of our neighbour to the North, with facilities over which they have... »
Local Hospital to Pilot New NHS Cock-Up!
East of England health Chiefs have been given the go ahead to appointment a private management team at Hinchingbrooke Hospital. In a statement to the Citizen local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stonely-Bolton said “That bloody hospital has been a pain in neck ever since that dick-head built a hotel (treatment centre) and helicopter landing pad... »
Local Perv “Upset”
A former St Neots “pant pincher” has accused the Council of misrepresentation. “When I read that the council had installed a “dump” cam I was well excited,” said Fred Gaines, 61. “No more lurking around the public lavvies and getting nicked by plod. I rigged myself up with new computer only to find a grainy... »
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