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Entrepreneurs Relocate To Area

By Citizen Editor

The BBC today announced that its popular show Dragons Den will be relocated to a farm just outside Ramsey – and renamed Dragons Fen. The TV Dragons, all millionaires, currently convene weekly in a London warehouse with an pointless economics reporter and massive clock in the basement. However, due to the credit crunch they find... »

Local Man Fails At Dragon’s Den

By Citizen Editor

Local entrepreneur has failed to impress BBC2’s Dragons with his latest invention, SatChav. Eaton Socon man Darren Feave, 28, designed SatChav to assist local criminals in escaping when in unfamiliar areas. “Ya know what it’s like, like,” said Feave. “You’re runnin dahn the road wiv a telly an’ you take a wrong turn through some alleyway... »

St Neots Town Centre “Safe” Complains Local Man

By Citizen Editor

St Neots has unexpectedly been declared “Safe” after a local resident travelled the length of the High Street – and back again – without incident.   Theloneius P. Staker, of Eaton Ford, said, “This morning I have walked up and down the High Street, both sides. I have not been hit by a single piece of... »